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It is just a light sentence. So without further ado here are 50 bad dad jokes that are so bad theyre almost kind of funny.

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All dads are subject to this transformation even. Why cant you trust atoms. Did you hear about the guy who invented. Theyre both Paris sites.

I tell dad jokes but I have no kidsIm a faux pa. Whats a demons favorite handwriting style. Theyre his watch dogs. What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common.

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house. What do you call a belt made of watches. 630 is my favorite time of day hands down. What kind of fish is made of only 2 sodium atoms.

Hi thirsty Im friday. I wish I could do that. Wooden shoe like to know. Where do bad rainbows go.

Whats brown and sticky. My uncle named his dogs Rolex and Timex. Here are 6 absolute worst dad jokes to have ever existed. What do you call a factory that makes okay products.

This joke will make you hold your waist from laughing. I told my wife she needs to start embracing her mistakes. What do you call someone with no body and no nose. Share your best worst jokes that only a dad would tell their kid.

What do you call a cow that just had a baby. You can never go wrong with starting a. I was heels over head. If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness.

Anytime they see an undead. The first ogre says to the second ogre. They make up everything. I owe you Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip.

You will be mist. Can I dive in this pool. These are pure unadulterated bad dad jokes designed in a lab a mile under the earth and rigorously tested to radiate everyone with wonderful awful humor. So she hugged me.

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It really takes guts to be an organ donor. Dad can you put my shoes on. The bartender says you cant eat your own food in here. Two ogres sitting there and this worg is just licking itself.

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Its over your head. Best Dad Jokes Which bear is the most condescending. The other vowel says Aye E. Ghastly DD Dad Jokes.

People are dying to look like that guy Why did the dragon sleep during the day. A waist of time. My dad literally told me this one last week. So a vowel saves another vowels life.

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Of course houses cant jump. Witch one of you will give me some. To fight the knight. Whats brown and sticky.

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